So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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