How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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