Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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