You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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