Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Randomize
