But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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