sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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