Sponge bath it is.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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