Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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