did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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