Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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