So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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