all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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We need to get me chipped asap
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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