You're completely useless in the revolution.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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