Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
