I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize