he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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