bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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