direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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