Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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