she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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