I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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