Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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