just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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