this will be a night to untag.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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