I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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