Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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