just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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