Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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