Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I love you.
Bad choice
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