i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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