It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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