Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
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She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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