break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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