he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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