His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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