What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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