id be glad to
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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