We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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