Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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