I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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