i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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