I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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