I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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