I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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