everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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