HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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