I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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