While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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