yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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