She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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