we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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